naimish

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Naimish is the king of all wammen. He’s so good, he makes your mum look like a side dish. If he logs into agario. io, he’ll eat everyone and laugh in your face.
Naimish just walked into the cafeteria and made the entire lunch line cry.
He logged into agario. io and ate 100 people in 30 seconds.
Your mum called him and he said, 'I’ll be there in 5 minutes, but I might eat your brother on the way.'
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Naimish is a temple so holy, even Vishnu gets jealous. It’s in Uttar Pradesh and if you go there, you’ll probably get a holy vision and a sunburn.
I visited Naimish and got a vision of Vishnu, but also got sunburned.
My grandma said she saw a god there, but I just saw a lot of tourists.
The temple is so holy, it even got a 5-star review on Google.
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Naimish is the funniest guy ever. He makes you laugh so hard, you might pee your pants and forget your own name.
Naimish told a joke so funny, my dog started dancing.
He made me laugh so hard, I fell off the chair and broke my knee.
He came into class and made the teacher laugh until she cried.
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Naimish is a god-sent human. He makes you see the world in new ways, but also might make you cry because of how sad he can be.
Naimish made me cry during lunch and then laughed at me.
He showed me the meaning of life and then ate my sandwich.
He talked about god and made me feel like I was in a drama.
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