naimeh

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The most beautiful, smartest, and best woman who ever lived. No one else comes close. She’s like a god in a dress.

Naimeh is the only person who can make my day perfect. Everyone else just ruins it.

I saw her in the hallway and immediately forgot my own name.

She’s so good looking, I considered dropping out of school just to look at her.

The queen of all things good. If she smiled at you, you’d probably get a raise and a free pizza.

I asked her for help with math, and now I know calculus and how to flirt.

She walked into the room, and the whole class forgot how to breathe.

Her IQ is so high, it hurts me just to look at her.

The best woman ever. So good, she makes your brain shut down just by talking to you.

She texted me and I immediately stopped eating my burger. Now I’m just staring at my phone.

I tried to ask her out, but my brain melted. I had to go to the nurse.

She said one sentence, and I forgot how to walk. I tripped over my own feet.