naimath

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Naimath is like getting a gold star from the devil himself. These people laugh in the face of misery and act like they’re the main character in a drama they didn’t even audition for.
I got a Naimath from my boss after I told him his coffee was worse than his life choices.
My friend got a Naimath because she cried at a commercial about a lost sock.
I got a Naimath for telling my teacher her hair looked like a science experiment.
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Naimath is the only thing that can make a Monday worth it. People with this name are like a pizza that’s also a superhero, they can be quiet and loud at the same time, and they never let you forget it.
I got a Naimath for making my math teacher cry with a simple equation.
My cousin got a Naimath after he told his mom her cooking was like a curse.
I got a Naimath because I said the word ‘biscuit’ in a debate about bread.
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Naimath is like getting a slap from a saint. These people are the ones who can make you laugh while also making you question your life choices, and they do it with a smile.
I got a Naimath for telling my dog his bark was louder than my brother’s temper.
My teacher got a Naimath because she forgot to grade our test and also forgot her coffee.
I got a Naimath for telling my dad his jokes were like a broken elevator, always falling apart.
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