naimad

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a person who looks like they got run over by a garbage truck and then cursed at
My cousin looked like a naimad after he tripped into a puddle and fell on a skateboard.
She showed up to the party looking like a naimad after her dog bit her arm.
He texted me, 'I look like a naimad right now. I think I broke my face.'
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a human who looks like they were hit by a truck and then yelled at it
He came home looking like a naimad after his bike crashed into a mailbox.
My dog ran into the street and got hit by a truck. He looked like a naimad.
She texted me, 'I look like a naimad. My shirt is soaked in soda.'
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someone who looks like they got hit by a truck and then cried about it
He looked like a naimad after he slipped on a banana peel and fell into a puddle.
My brother looked like a naimad after he got hit by a truck and then cried.
She said, 'I look like a naimad. I think I broke my nose.'
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