naima

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Naima is the reason I failed math, history, and my self-respect. She’s the only person who could make me cry while laughing. I’ll never forget her because she’s the first and only person who made me feel like a complete idiot and a total legend at the same time.
I asked her for help with math. She said, 'You're dumb, but I still like you.'
She made me laugh so hard during lunch that I spilled my milk on my shirt.
She texted me, 'You’re still my favorite idiot.'
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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Naima is 50 Cent’s annoying cousin who thinks she’s the most important person on Earth. She’s a masochist who loves pain and being called stupid. She’s smart, hot, and once tried to be friends with JFO, which was a total disaster.
She said, 'I’m not annoying. I’m just legendary.'
She tried to fight JFO and got kicked out of the cafeteria.
She told me, '50 Cent’s cousin is way cooler than you.'
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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Naima is the girl you dream about at night. She’s kind, smart, and pretty. But she’s also a little nuts. She’ll yell at you for no reason, but you’ll still love her. You’ll never be able to leave her once you meet her.
She yelled at me for not doing my homework.
She smiled at me and said, 'You’re my favorite person.'
She told me, 'I’m nuts, but I’m your nuts.'
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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Naima is a total beast. She’s beautiful, funny, and she’ll kick your ass if you ever hurt her. She’s the person you want to be with forever. If you lose her, you’ll never be happy again.
She told me, 'If you hurt me, I’ll make you regret it.'
She laughed so hard during class that the teacher had to stop the lesson.
She gave me advice and said, 'You’re my favorite person.'
by Slangipedia 4h ago
5
Naima is the person who makes you feel like the best version of yourself. She’s strong, beautiful, and kind. She’ll always make you feel special, even when she’s being totally annoying.
She said, 'You’re the best version of yourself.'
She made me feel special during lunch.
She told me, 'You’re my favorite person, even when you’re annoying.'
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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Naima is the funniest, most beautiful, and most annoying girl in the world. She’ll yell at you, laugh at you, and sometimes even beat you up. She’s smart, and she doesn’t care what anyone says about her.
She said, 'You’re the dumbest person I know.'
She laughed so hard during class that the teacher got mad.
She beat up a boy for no reason.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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Naima is the most beautiful girl on the planet. She’s hyper, crazy, and always makes you laugh. She’s the best person you’ll ever meet, and she’ll make you smile no matter what.
She made me laugh so hard that I fell out of my chair.
She smiled at me and said, 'You’re my favorite person.'
She told me, 'I’m crazy, but I’m your crazy.'
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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