Nailstolgia

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The curse of having cut your nails right before you needed them to rip things apart or scratch someone’s face.

I just peeled a banana with my fingers. My nails were perfect. I had just clipped them. I feel like I died.

I tried to pick my nose and my nails were too short. It was a tragedy.

I got into a fight with my brother and I couldn’t scratch him. My nails were too short. I cried.

That moment you realize your nails were too short and you had to use your fingers to do things they were meant for.

I had to peel the sticker off my phone with my fingers. My nails were too short. I felt like a baby.

I tried to scratch my itch and it hurt. My nails were like stubs.

I had to pick my scab with my fingers. My nails were too short. I was mad.

When you cut your nails and then you needed them to do something violent or important and you had to use your fingers instead.

I tried to scratch my head and it felt like I had no nails. I felt like a fool.

I tried to pick my nose and I had to use my fingers. I was embarrassed.

I tried to peel the label off my shoe and my nails were too short. I was mad.

When you clip your nails and then you need them to do something and you’re left with stubs and you’re mad.

I clipped my nails and then I had to scratch my back. I felt like a dummy.

I clipped my nails and then I had to pick my scab. I was mad.

I clipped my nails and then I had to peel a sticker. I felt like a baby.

The shame you feel when you have no nails and you need them for something important.

I had to scratch my itch and I had no nails. I felt like a fool.

I had to peel my sticker and I had no nails. I was embarrassed.

I had to pick my nose and I had no nails. I was mad.

When you cut your nails and then you needed them to do something and you had to use your fingers and you were mad.

I clipped my nails and had to scratch my head. I felt like a baby.

I clipped my nails and had to pick my scab. I was mad.

I clipped my nails and had to peel my sticker. I was embarrassed.