Nails to Jails

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When you get locked up because you started a full-blown war in a nail salon, or when you get called a name that sounds like a jail cell because of a stupid fight over glitter and fake nails.
I got Nails to Jails because I tried to fix my nails and my friend tried to fix my life.
That fight at the nail salon was so bad, the cops came and took my mani-pedi.
My sister got Nails to Jails because she tried to steal my glitter.
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When you get stuck playing Moira in Overwatch because someone else got mad and you were the only one left who could play.
I got Nails to Jails because I had to play Moira and I hate healing.
My friend got Nails to Jails because she got stuck with Moira and cried.
I got Nails to Jails because I was the only one who could play and I was too tired to say no.
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