Nails for breakfast without any milk

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You're so tough you could chew nails for breakfast and still have time to cuss out the milk man
My cousin said that after he got jumped by three guys at the mall
My dog tried to eat my homework and said 'Nails for breakfast without any milk' in a growl
My teacher gave me a detention and said 'You're tougher than a nail, but you're still a pain in the ass'
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You're so hard you could eat nails and still laugh at the milk man
My friend said that after he broke his phone and kicked the door
My mom said that when I failed my math test and still didn't cry
My brother ate a whole box of nails and said 'No milk? No problem.'
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You're so tough you could eat nails and still cuss out the milk man like he owes you money
My neighbor said that after he got fired and still went to the gym
My dog ate my shoes and said 'Nails for breakfast, no milk? That's just rude.'
My brother got in a fight with a chicken and said 'I'm having nails for breakfast!'
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