nails

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A man so tough he could punch a bear in the face and still have energy to eat a whole pizza. Nails don’t just survive disasters, they laugh at them while eating a donut.
My uncle is a Nails. He once got hit by a truck and just said, 'That was a weak punch.'
That guy walked through a fire like it was a hot dog grill.
Nails don’t cry. They just throw a punch and let the tears come later.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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As tough as a rusty nail you’d find in a landfill. These people are like superheros who don’t need a cape, just a beer and a cigarette.
He’s tougher than a brick wall. That’s a Nails.
She didn’t blink when the ceiling collapsed. Nails, baby.
He eats nails for breakfast and calls it a snack.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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A man so rough he could beat up a donkey and still have time to flirt with a waitress. Nails are like the human version of a brick wall, but with more beer.
That guy beat up a donkey and still had time to flirt with the waitress.
He’s got the body of a wrestler and the face of a guy who just got out of jail.
Nails don’t run from anything. They run toward it, and then beat it up.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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So annoying it makes your brain want to explode. Like when your mom’s cousin’s kid’s friend’s dog starts barking at 3 a. m.
That performance was so bad it made me want to throw up.
She looked like she’d been dragged through a mud pit and called it a fashion statement.
His face was so ugly, it made me want to punch him.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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A Hawaiian word for something so gross it’s like your grandma’s hair in the 80s. It’s the kind of thing that makes you want to run away and never come back.
That sandwich was so gross, it made me want to go back to the 80s.
His hair looked like it had been stuck in a blender.
That smell was so bad, it made my dog run away.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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A woman so attractive she could make a bear fall in love with her. Nails are the kind of ladies who make men forget their own names.
She walked in and the whole room stopped breathing.
That woman was so hot, the sun turned green.
He looked at her and forgot how to talk.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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So gross it makes your stomach turn. Like when your little brother eats a whole plate of spaghetti and then licks the plate.
That smell was so bad, I thought my nose was on fire.
He ate a whole plate of spaghetti and then licked it. That’s gross.
That food looked like it had been touched by a monster.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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