nailmasker

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A guy so ugly he makes your face hurt just by looking at him. His hair is like a monster’s dookie.

I saw nailmasker at the mall. I had to go home and wash my eyes.

My mom said nailmasker was the reason she stopped dating.

I tried to take a selfie with nailmasker. It looked like a crime scene.

A human disaster with a head full of hair that looks like it was thrown in a blender with a goat.

Nailmasker walked into my class. The teacher sent everyone to the nurse.

I got stuck behind nailmasker in line. I almost cried.

My dog ran away when he saw nailmasker.

A guy so ugly he could scare a dragon. His afro is bigger than a pizza and it’s covered in glitter.

I saw nailmasker at the gym. I left and went to the park.

Nailmasker tried to flirt with me. I fake-sicked myself.

My friend said nailmasker was the reason he stopped eating glitter.