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He’s so ugly you think he’s trying to scare people with his face
He walked in and I thought the lights went out
His face is like a broken toaster
He looks like he was hit by a pizza truck
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He’s so dumb he thinks a calculator is a magic wand
He added 2 + 2 and got 5
He used a calculator to count his fingers
He asked if the moon was made of cheese
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He’s so lazy he’d let his dog do his homework
He slept through the whole day
He let his dog bark out the answers
He said, 'I’ll do it tomorrow, probably'