nailing jello to a wall

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What Shreya does when she's too wasted to remember her own name and too mad to care

Shreya: 'I'm nailing jello to a wall because my fridge is judging me.'

Shreya texts her mom: 'I tried to nail jello to a wall and now I'm stuck in the hallway.'

Shreya yells at a pizza box: 'You're not the wall, you're not the jello, and you're definitely not the nail.'

When Shreya is too high to stand but still tries to make her ex's life miserable

Shreya: 'I nailed jello to a wall and it screamed my ex's name.'

Shreya DMs her ex: 'You're not a wall. You're not jello. You're the thing that broke the nail.'

Shreya's neighbor calls the cops: 'She's trying to nail jello to a wall and it's causing a disturbance.'

What happens when Shreya tries to be cool but ends up being a disaster

Shreya: 'Nailing jello to a wall is my new hobby. It's like art, but with more screaming.'

Shreya's friend texts her: 'You nailed jello to a wall and now it's haunting my house.'

Shreya yells at a wall: 'You're not the jello, you're not the nail, and you're definitely not cool.'