nailin' it home

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when you slam your junk into someone so hard you think your house is going to fall apart, and it’s usually your beardedgay neighbor Pat doing it

I just nailin' it home and my couch is now a war zone

Pat came over and nailin' it home like he was trying to launch a rocket

My brother said he nailin' it home and now he can’t sit down

the most brutal way to finish a sexual encounter, like you're trying to kill your partner with your junk and your house is the battlefield

I nailin' it home and my girlfriend now has a new nickname: the brick wall

My dad nailin' it home and he’s now got a sore back and a headache

My cousin nailin' it home and he looks like he was run over by a truck

when you give someone such a good rough ride, you think you're the main character of a superhero movie and your house is the arena

I nailin' it home and my girlfriend now thinks I’m a superhero

Pat nailin' it home and he looks like he just won a fight

My brother nailin' it home and now he can’t stop laughing

the ultimate way to finish things off, like you're trying to teach your partner a lesson with your junk and your house is your classroom

I nailin' it home and my girlfriend now has a new fear: beardedgay guys

My dad nailin' it home and now he can’t move his legs

Pat nailin' it home and he thinks he’s the king of the jungle

when you take your sexual energy and turn your house into a wrestling ring, and your beardedgay neighbor Pat is the main event

I nailin' it home and my girlfriend is now a pro wrestler

Pat nailin' it home and he looks like he just fought a bear

My brother nailin' it home and now he’s got a new nickname: the champ

when you finish things off so rough, your house feels like it's going to collapse, and your beardedgay neighbor Pat is the reason why

I nailin' it home and my house is now a wreck

Pat nailin' it home and he’s now got a new pain level

My brother nailin' it home and he’s now a walking disaster