Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Sex where someone or both people have a gun to their head because the other person is a total lunatic.

My cousin had a nailgun with my aunt. She had a gun to her head and screamed, 'I will not marry you!'

My uncle said, 'If you don't marry me, I'll shoot you!' and he pointed a gun at my cousin's head.

My friend's ex had a nailgun with him, and he shot her in the head during their wedding.

2

A girl who's hot, laughs at the guys' jokes, and turns every guy's head when she walks in.

My cousin said, 'She walks in and every guy turns around. She's a total smoke show.'

My friend said, 'She's the kind of girl that makes you forget your own name.'

My brother said, 'She's the type of girl who makes you want to eat her for breakfast.'

3

A loud tool that makes everything shake. It’s so loud, it wakes the whole neighborhood up.

My brother said, 'That nailgun is so loud, it shook my whole house.'

My neighbor screamed, 'I heard that nailgun from my porch!'

My friend said, 'That tool is louder than my mom's yelling.'

4

A guy who treats girls like they're disposable, lies to them, and acts like he's the best guy ever.

My friend said, 'He breaks girls' hearts and then acts like he's the best guy ever.'

My cousin said, 'He breaks girls' hearts and then goes out with his ex's sister.'

My brother said, 'He lies to girls and then acts like he's not a total fraud.'

5

Putting a nailgun in your partner's butt and firing it until they're either dead or in pain.

My friend said, 'He put a nailgun in her butt and shot her until she screamed.'

My cousin said, 'He shot her so much she had to go to the hospital.'

My brother said, 'He shot her until she was bleeding out of her butt.'

6

Having butt sex with a girl who bends over, legs behind her head, while you go to town on her.

My friend said, 'She bent over and I went to town on her.'

My cousin said, 'He had butt sex with her while she bent over and legs behind her head.'

My brother said, 'She was flexible enough to bend over and let him go to town on her.'

7

The most awesome European musician who makes everyone scream and dance.

My friend said, 'He's the best European musician ever. He makes me scream and dance.'

My cousin said, 'He's the most awesome musician in Europe. He makes everyone go wild.'

My brother said, 'He's the best European musician, and he makes everyone scream and dance.'