nailfie

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A self-taken photo of your nails that looks like a masterpiece, even though you're probably high or tired.

I took a nailfie before bed and it looked like a painting. I'm not even half sober.

My nailfie is so good, my mom thinks I hired a pro.

That nailfie is the only reason I passed my math test.

A picture of your nails taken from your own face, because you’re too lazy to ask someone else.

I took a nailfie because my phone was in my hand and I was too lazy to move it.

My nailfie is so bad, it looks like my dog peed on my nails.

I posted my nailfie and my crush asked if I was on drugs.

A photo of your nails taken from your face, because you’re too proud to admit you’re ugly.

My nailfie is the only thing I like about myself.

I took a nailfie and it looked like my nails were fighting.

I posted my nailfie and my ex said I looked like a raccoon.