Nailer

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A person who bangs so hard on a bed it sounds like a bunch of drunks slamming toilet seats at 4 in the morning

My cousin is a nailer. He bangs so loud I swear the neighbors called the cops.

My girlfriend’s brother is a nailer. He bangs so hard the ceiling shakes.

My neighbor’s a nailer. I can hear him from my house, and I live next door.

A guy who can’t get it up with hot girls so he goes for trailer park women and either bangs them or robs them blind

My uncle is a nailer. He can’t get it up with hot girls, so he bangs trailer trash.

My cousin’s a nailer. He robs trailer park women just to get laid.

My neighbor’s a nailer. He’s been known to rob women just to get some.

A hockey team in Wheeling, West Virginia, who are related to the Penguins but play like they’re drunk and don’t care

The Nailers are the worst team in the league. They play like they’re drunk.

I hate the Nailers. They’re related to the Penguins but act like they don’t know them.

The Nailers are the worst. They play like they just woke up and don’t care.

A bald man in Murphysboro who drinks beer, wears green shirts, and throws nails in the road just to mess with people

That bald guy in Murphysboro is a nailer. He throws nails in the road just for fun.

My cousin saw the nailer in Murphysboro. He threw nails in the road and got arrested.

That green-shirted man in Murphysboro is a nailer. He throws nails in the road like it’s his job.

A guy who charges way too much for stuff and looks like he’s got a big penis

That car dealer is a nailer. He charges $10,000 for a car that’s worth $5,000.

My uncle is a nailer. He charges too much and looks like he’s got a big penis.

That guy at the flea market is a nailer. He charges $10 for a $1 item and acts like he’s got a big penis.

A person who sounds like they’re saying ‘will he nail her’ in a really loud and obnoxious way

My neighbor is a nailer. He yells ‘will he nail her’ like it’s a chant.

My dad is a nailer. He screams ‘will he nail her’ every time he watches a movie.

That guy at the bar is a nailer. He yells ‘will he nail her’ like he’s in a band.

A guy who started with nothing, got rich, but still acts like a total mess and has no manners

My uncle is a nailer. He started with nothing, got rich, but still acts like a mess.

That guy at the store is a nailer. He got rich but still has no manners.

My cousin is a nailer. He went from nothing to rich but still acts like a total jackass.