Nailely

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To win so bad your enemies are jealous of your victory.
I beat him at chess and now he wants to fight me in the street.
She got first place and now her mom is bragging about it at the grocery store.
He won the race so fast, the other runners were still breathing when he was already eating a sandwich.
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So tough you could punch a bear and still have energy to wrestle it.
That guy is a Nail. I once saw him throw a cop out of a patrol car.
My uncle is a Nail. He once broke his own arm just to prove he could.
That kid is a Nail. He beat up three guys who tried to steal his lunch money.
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You did it so well people think you have superpowers.
He nailed the test so hard, the teacher thought he cheated.
She nailed the presentation so good, the principal offered her a raise.
He nailed the project so well, his friends thought he paid someone to do it.
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Fucking hard. So much sex, it's like a whole party in your pants.
That guy nailed it so much, his girlfriend got a headache from all the love.
She nailed it so hard, the whole neighborhood heard it.
He nailed it so much, the dog got jealous and started barking at him.
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You guessed it so fast, it felt like you had a magic brain.
He guessed the answer so fast, it looked like he had a magic brain.
She nailed the question before the teacher even finished talking.
He guessed the answer so quick, the teacher thought he had a time machine.
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You did it so perfect, even the angels were watching.
He nailed it so perfect, the angels were watching from heaven.
She nailed it so good, even the teacher was impressed.
He nailed it so perfect, the whole class was jealous.
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To stick your penis in someone so hard, it feels like you're giving them a massage.
He nailed it so hard, it felt like he was giving her a massage.
She nailed it so much, the guy passed out from all the love.
He nailed it so hard, the walls started vibrating.
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