naileen

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A Naileen is someone who blasts Red (Taylor’s Version) so loud it vibrates your teeth. She sings every song like she’s the lead and her voice sounds like a dying cat got stuck in a blender. She’s nice, but she needs more merch than a Walmart.
I just walked into a room and heard 'All Too Well' at full volume. My ears are now on fire.
She sang 'End Game' in the grocery store. I thought the checkout guy was crying.
She texted me: 'I’m wearing my Taylor Swift shirt today. You better be wearing yours.'
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A Naileen is a person who thinks Taylor Swift is the best ever and can’t stop talking about it. She even sings along to every song, which is like listening to a goat scream in a rock band. Still, she’s cool and deserves a ton of merch.
She texted me: 'I just listened to Red on repeat. I’m now a human playlist.'
She sang '22' in the elevator. The buttons are now broken.
She called me at 2 a. m. to tell me about Taylor’s new song. I’m still mad.
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A Naileen is someone who lives in a world of Taylor Swift and can’t stop singing her songs. Her voice is like a broken kazoo and she’s still nice. She should get a truckload of merch because she’s annoying enough to need it.
She sang 'Red' in the car. I want to throw myself out the window.
She texted me: 'I just bought 10 Taylor merch. You better buy 10 too.'
She sang 'All Too Well' in the bathroom. I now have a headache and a new level of rage.
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