nailed to the cross

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When you get wrecked in a fight or get roasted in a debate so bad you feel like you were nailed to a cross and hung out to dry like a piece of meat.

My cousin got nailed to the cross after he talked shit about my mom's cooking.

She got nailed to the cross during the debate because she couldn't explain why she failed math.

He got nailed to the cross in the gym after losing a bet and had to do 50 push-ups.

A girl from a strict church who got converted and now acts like she's holy and thinks she's the chosen one.

My sister got nailed after she started quoting the Bible every time she got in trouble.

That girl got nailed because she turned her crush into a religious experience.

He got nailed after he got converted and started wearing a robe everywhere.

When you shoot up with heroin and it's like you're getting a free high from the devil.

He got nailed to the cross after he shot up and immediately fell asleep on the couch.

She got nailed to the cross at 3 AM and didn't care about anything else.

He got nailed to the cross after his third hit and started talking to the wall.

When you give a woman a beatdown in the missionary position and it's like you're punishing her for sins.

He nailed her to the cross during sex and she didn't even flinch.

She got nailed to the cross during a surprise attack in the middle of the night.

He nailed her to the cross after a fight and made her take it on the floor.