Nailed him to the Concrete

He talked trash about the whole neighborhood. Next thing you know, he's dead in the parking lot.

She insulted the chef's mom. Now she's buried under the restaurant.

He made fun of the principal's bald spot. He's now a sidewalk.

He called my dog fat. Now he's a rug.

She said my uncle was a bad dancer. Now she's a concrete statue.

He said my pizza was soggy. Now he's a sidewalk.

He bragged about his car. Now he's a driveway.

She said my uncle's jokes were weak. Now she's a sidewalk.

He said my uncle's hair was fake. Now he's a sidewalk.

He yelled at the whole school. Now he's a sidewalk.

She screamed during the movie. Now she's a sidewalk.

He talked too much in class. Now he's a sidewalk.

He kept interrupting my uncle's speech. Now he's a sidewalk.

She wouldn't stop talking during the game. Now she's a sidewalk.

He wouldn't stop eating my pizza. Now he's a sidewalk.