nailed her to the floor

My cousin said that after her ex hit her so hard, the floor had a black eye.

My neighbor's dog got tossed so hard, the floor said 'I'm out.'

My friend's mom got knocked down so bad, the floor screamed 'I'm done!'

My friend's dad got the floor so good, it gave him a raise.

My sister's crush got the floor so good, it asked for a second date.

My teacher got the floor so good, it passed a pop quiz.

My brother got the floor so sore, it had to take pain pills.

My mom got the floor so sore, it got a massage.

My friend got the floor so sore, it asked for a vacation.