Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To have sex with like a wild animal in a dumpster during a thunderstorm.

He nailed his ex on the rooftop during the hurricane.

They nailed each other in the back of a moving van.

She nailed the pizza guy and left a tip in the form of a hairball.

2

To finish a job so good it looks like it was done by a robot with a tattoo.

She nailed that math test and got all the questions right.

He nailed the presentation and the boss was speechless.

The kid nailed the spelling bee and won with a curse.

3

To drink so much you think you're a superhero and then pass out in a toilet.

They nailed it at the bar and woke up in the trash can.

He nailed the party and ended up in the parking lot with a chicken.

She nailed the drinks and passed out in a hot tub with a frog.

4

To get your face smashed like a melon in a blender and then cry about it.

He got nailed by the bullies and cried like a baby.

She got nailed in the gym and had a black eye for a week.

They got nailed in the hallway and ran away like chickens.

5

A sexual act so wild it should be illegal and also have a soundtrack.

They had a nailed session in the park and people heard it.

He did a nailed on the beach and the seagulls watched.

She had a nailed in the library and got caught by the principal.

6

To have sex with a nail and then get stuck in the 17th century.

He nailed the saloir and got stuck in the 17th century.

She nailed the trader and got stuck with a nail in her foot.

They nailed the indiginous people and had to pay with a chicken.

7

To win so hard it feels like you just kicked a puppy and took the throne.

He nailed the competition and kicked the last guy's puppy.

She nailed the game and got the throne and a crown.

They nailed the fight and left the other guy in the dust.