nailea devora

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used to be skrillex but now she’s fighting madison beer like it’s a beauty pageant and she’s wearing glitter on her face because she’s that good
i saw her in the mall and my dog started crying
she got 100 likes for posting a selfie in the bathroom
her ex tried to text her but she blocked him and his mom
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a hot mess that makes everyone look bad just by existing
she wore a pizza box to class and got a standing ovation
she texted me and said 'i’m famous now' and i believed her
her dog followed her to the grocery store just to see her buy snacks
3
a woman so sexy she could make a monk lose his religion and start a cult
she texted me and said 'i’m getting a tattoo of my face' and i said 'you already look like a tattoo'
she wore socks to a concert and it was a fashion statement
her dog tried to eat her hair and she laughed about it
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a goddamn queen who walks into a room and makes everyone else feel like they’re wearing socks
she posted a video of her eating a burger and it had 1 million likes
she texted me and said 'i’m gonna be on a billboard' and i said 'you already are'
her dog got a tattoo of her face and now it’s famous too
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a hot, loud, and extremely confident woman who makes everyone else look like they’re whispering secrets to a wall
she texted me and said 'i’m gonna be on a billboard' and i said 'you already are'
she wore socks to a concert and it was a fashion statement
she got 100 likes for posting a selfie in the bathroom
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