nailea

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Nailea is a friend who will laugh in your face if you cry, but she'll also help you beat up the people who made you cry. She’s smart, funny, and doesn’t give a damn about what anyone says. She’s the best friend you could ever have, and if you mess her up, you’ll regret it for life.
Nailea just made me laugh so hard I peed my pants. She’s a menace.
She told my crush I was ugly. I’m forever grateful.
Nailea cried when I failed math. I cried when she beat me up later.
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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Nailea is the kindest person who ever lived, but don’t ever say anything bad about her or she’ll send your dog to the moon. She’s got an A in her name, and that’s not a coincidence. She’s got a mom who cooks so good, it’s like you’re eating gold.
Nailea told my mom I was a bad friend. My mom is now cooking for me every day.
She cried when her dog ate my homework. I cried when she made me eat it too.
Nailea told my crush I was a ‘bald man in a chicken suit’. I still haven’t recovered.
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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Nailea is a smart, sexy beast who can make you cry with a smile. She plays sports, but she’s a lazy couch potato at home. She’s got a booty so good, it could make a saint sin. If you meet her, you’ll never stop smiling, and you’ll never stop wanting to touch her.
Nailea told my crush I was a ‘cringe emoji’. He cried.
She made me laugh so hard I got a stomach ache.
Nailea is the only person who can make me cry when she’s happy.
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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Nailea is a smart, funny, and stunning friend who will tell you the truth even if it hurts. She doesn’t care about what people say about her, and she’ll beat you up if you say anything bad about her. She’s rare, and she means ‘light’ in Arabic. You’re lucky to have her.
Nailea told my crush I was a ‘meme in a suit’. He looked up ‘meme in a suit’ and cried.
She beat me up for saying her mom was the worst cook ever.
Nailea told me I was a ‘sad clown’ and I believed her.
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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Nailea is so hot, she turned Skrillex into a meme. She’s the reason boys everywhere are simping. She’s got a mom who was about to disown her for getting piercings. She’s 18 and still making TikTokers cry. She’s the most beautiful woman in the world.
Nailea told my crush I was a ‘sad dog in a box’. He cried and ran away.
She made my mom cry when she said I was a ‘bald man in a chicken suit’.
Nailea told me I was a ‘cringe emoji’ and I believed her.
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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Nailea is one sexy motherfucker who makes people cry just by looking at her. She’s got a sense of humor so good, it could make a saint sin. She’s the most amazing person you could ever know.
Nailea told my crush I was a ‘bald man in a chicken suit’. He cried.
She made me laugh so hard, I got a stomach ache.
Nailea told me I was a ‘sad clown’ and I believed her.
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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To eat someone's apple, then stick a turtle up their ass and rip all their limbs apart and eat them. Mmmm chicken legs.
Nailea ate my apple and stuck a turtle up my ass. I cried.
She ripped my limbs apart and ate them. I was so hungry, I cried.
Nailea told me to eat chicken legs and I cried because I was full.
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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