nailbunny

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A human trash can who gets sent to jail; also called a cellmate hellion.

"You're the reason I got a tattoo of a broken heart.", DM from a guy who got stuck with her in solitary.

"Nailbunny? More like Nailbitch.", Tweet from a guy who got a nosebleed during lunch.

"I thought I was going to prison. Turns out I was going to hell.", Text from a guy who got matched with her in the worst cell.

A human toilet who gets locked up; also called a jail rat.

"I came for a quiet night. She brought a blender.", Text from a guy who got stuck with her in a tiny cell.

"Nailbunny? I prefer Nailbitch.", Tweet from a guy who got peed on during a guard shift.

"She threw a sock at me. I threw a sandwich at her.", DM from a guy who got a face full of soup.

A human dump truck who gets tossed in jail; also called a prison pest.

"I asked for a nap. She asked for a karate match.", Text from a guy who got a black eye and a headache.

"Nailbunny? More like Nailbitch.", Tweet from a guy who got a face full of toilet paper.

"She threw a sock at me. I threw a whole meal at her.", DM from a guy who got a full-blown food fight.