nailahs butt

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As big as a cow and still tight as a drum
Nailahs butt is like a brick wall, no give, no mercy.
That butt is so firm, it could bench press a donkey.
I tried to squeeze my way past Nailahs butt, I got stuck like a greased pig.
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It’s like a pizza that won’t melt, even in the oven
Nailahs butt is so solid, I tried to sit on it, it just stared back.
That thing doesn’t sag, it doesn’t fold, it just laughs at gravity.
I could build a house on Nailahs butt and it would still be standing.
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You could park a car on it and it still wouldn’t creak
Nailahs butt is like a concrete block, no stretch, no stress.
I tried to bounce on Nailahs butt, it didn’t move, it just glared at me.
That butt is so tight, I think it’s holding its breath.
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