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so bad it should be nailed to a cross and left to rot

That performance was so bad, I want to nail it to a cross and watch it burn.

This pizza is nailable. I’ve seen better in a jail cell.

That decision was so bad, I’m gonna nail it to a wall and yell at it every day.

so bad it deserves a permanent home in the most painful place imaginable

That lie was so bad, I want to nail it to the floor of a torture chamber.

This outfit is nailable. I’ve seen prisoners wear better.

That excuse was so bad, I’d nail it to a wall and let it scream.

so bad it should be forced to live in the worst possible situation forever

That mistake was so bad, I want to nail it to a chair and let it sit there for life.

This math test was nailable. I’ve seen better from a confused toddler.

That comment was so bad, I’d nail it to a wall and make it do push-ups.

so bad it should be beaten with a hammer and left in the sun to melt

That song was so bad, I want to nail it to a drum and beat it until it screams.

This report was nailable. I’ve seen better from a drunk parrot.

That answer was so bad, I’d nail it to a hot stove and let it suffer.

so bad it should be tied to a post and publicly embarrassed every day

That move was so bad, I want to nail it to a pole and let it be laughed at.

This joke was nailable. I’ve seen better from a confused robot.

That plan was so bad, I’d nail it to a stage and make it do stand-up.