nail your numbers

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Memorize your times tables so well you could do math in your sleep or pay your taxes before the IRS throws you in a tax jail.

My math teacher said if I didn't nail my numbers, I'd end up in the math penitentiary.

I multiplied 7 by 8 and got 56. Then I remembered I still owed the government $200.

Nail your numbers or be nailed by the IRS, it's the same thing.

Know your times tables like your ex knows your bad habits or pay your taxes before the IRS shows up with a warrant.

I nailed my numbers and got an A. My brother didn't, and he got a tax bill that made him cry.

I knew 9 times 7 was 63, but I still got fined for not paying my taxes.

Nailing your numbers is like having a superpower. Not doing it is like being a tax criminal.