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When a woman is shoving her fingers up her boyfriend's butt and twisting them like a madman. The longer she does it, the more stinky and glorious the nail turd becomes. You gotta pop it out and take a sniff to see if it's worth eating.
My cousin did this to her husband and ate the nail turd live on Zoom. It was legendary.
She shoved three fingers up his butt and twisted like she was trying to break him in half.
He screamed like a girl and she laughed and ate the turd like it was a snack.
by Slangipedia 9h ago
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A finger party in the back door. The guest of honor is the butt, and the fingers are the VIPs. When the finger comes out, it’s covered in butt goo and smells like a wet sock that’s been in a trash can for a week.
She did this in the middle of a pizza party and everyone was grossed out but also laughing.
He had a finger stuck in there for so long, it came out looking like a sausage link.
She pulled out a finger and it was covered in a green sludge that looked like it was alive.
by Slangipedia 9h ago
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When a woman is finger-fucking her man’s butt so hard, it’s like she’s trying to dig a hole to China. When she pulls her finger out, it's got a big, smelly turd on it that looks like it could beat someone up.
She was finger-fucking him so hard, he thought she was trying to take his soul.
She pulled her finger out and it looked like it had a life of its own.
He was screaming and she was laughing, and then she ate the turd like it was a treat.
by Slangipedia 9h ago
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