Nail Time

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The time you spend making your fingers and toes look like rainbow vomit because you're too lazy to do anything else.
My mom spent two hours on her nails. I spent two hours crying.
He painted his toenails pink and called it a fashion statement. It was a cry for help.
I did my nails before the party. Now I look like a glitter-covered raccoon.
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When you get pounded so hard you think your legs are going to fall off, and it's the best thing that's ever happened to you.
She nailed him so hard the neighbors called the cops. And the cops called her mom.
He had sex on the floor like it was his job. And he got a raise.
They had nail time so loud the dog got a concussion.
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