Nail Rating

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Nail Rating is how many women you’ve fucked and how many you just jacked off to. It’s like a math test but with your cock instead of a pencil.
"You got a 75% nail rate? That’s just a cocky average."
"My nail rate is 100% because I only ever bang one girl and she’s my mom."
"He got a 20% nail rate because he only blew his load on two girls out of ten."
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Nail Rating is like your penis’s report card. It shows how many girls you stuck it in and how many you just touched.
"I’ve got a 90% nail rate. I only missed one girl because she was wearing pants."
"His nail rate is 50% because he only managed to get it in half the girls he dated."
"I gave my 30% nail rate to my ex because he only stuck it in three out of ten."
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Nail Rating is how many girls you’ve done the deed with and how many you just made them blush.
"I have a 100% nail rate because I only date girls I can stick it to."
"His nail rate is 33% because he only did three girls out of nine."
"She gave him a 10% nail rate because he only managed to do her once out of ten."
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Nail Rating is like your cock’s GPA. It’s how many girls you’ve penetrated and how many you just gave a head to.
"He has a 60% nail rate because he only stuck it in six girls out of ten."
"Her nail rate is 80% because she only let one guy give her a head out of five."
"I got a 50% nail rate because I only penetrated half the girls I dated."
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Nail Rating is how many women you’ve actually done and how many you just talked into it.
"He has a 95% nail rate because he only failed one girl out of twenty."
"Her nail rate is 40% because she only let four guys do her out of ten."
"I got a 10% nail rate because I only stuck it in one girl out of ten."
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Nail Rating is like your penis’s popularity contest. It’s how many girls you’ve hit and how many you just waved at.
"He has a 70% nail rate because he hit seven girls out of ten."
"Her nail rate is 25% because she only let two guys hit her out of eight."
"I have a 5% nail rate because I only hit one girl out of twenty."
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