Nail Polish Mindset

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A stupid way to feel rich when everything is broke and prices are like a bullet to the head. If 1 nail polish is 140,000 PBP, then everything else is just a slap on the wrist.

I bought a sandwich for 100 PBP. That’s like buying a nail polish for a beggar.

My rent is 50,000 PBP. That’s only 0.36 of a nail polish. I feel rich.

I spent 200 PBP on a coffee. That’s like buying 0.0014 of a nail polish. I’m a king.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

You pretend everything is cheap by comparing it to something stupid and expensive. It’s like saying a donut is a luxury because a car costs more.

I bought a phone for 1,000 PBP. That’s like buying 7 nail polishes. I feel like a billionaire.

A taxi ride is 50 PBP. That’s like buying 0.0003 of a nail polish. I’m broke but I’m proud.

I paid 200 PBP for a bag of chips. That’s 0.001 of a nail polish. I’m a genius.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

You trick yourself into thinking you’re rich by pretending everything is way cheaper than a nail polish. It’s like lying to yourself to not cry.

I spent 500 PBP on a drink. That’s like buying 3.5 nail polishes. I feel like I won the lottery.

I paid 100 PBP for a burger. That’s 0.0007 of a nail polish. I’m rich.

I bought a shirt for 300 PBP. That’s 2.14 nail polishes. I’m a king.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

You compare everything to a nail polish so you don’t feel like a total loser when prices go up like a rocket.

I bought a pizza for 200 PBP. That’s like buying 1.4 nail polishes. I’m fancy.

I spent 100 PBP on a drink. That’s like buying 0.0007 of a nail polish. I’m a genius.

My phone bill was 300 PBP. That’s 2.14 nail polishes. I’m rich.

by Slangipedia 8d ago