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to scratch your privates until you scream like a baby
He was so into it he woke up the neighbors.
She did it in the middle of class and got caught.
He did it in the car and almost crashed.
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to rub your junk until you turn into a babbling idiot
He was so distracted he forgot his lunch.
She did it in the elevator and the whole floor heard.
He did it during a Zoom meeting and everyone saw.
3
to get so turned on you forget your own name
He was so lost in it he missed his train.
She did it during a phone call and hung up on her mom.
He did it in the grocery store and dropped his bag.
4
to jerk off until you're sore and your brain is fried
He did it so much he got a cramp.
She did it in the bathtub and the water got all dirty.
He did it in the office and his coworkers were grossed out.
5
to rub your junk until you're out of your mind and screaming
He did it in the park and people looked at him weird.
She did it in the car and her brother laughed at her.
He did it in the kitchen and spilled soup all over.
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to touch yourself until you're red and your brain is melting
He did it so much he got a rash.
She did it in the bathroom and her friend knocked on the door.
He did it during a movie and missed the ending.