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When you hunt for nails, screws, and anything pointy on the ground like a deranged lunatic, just so you can save your tires from getting shredded and your soul from being crushed by the pain of flat tires. Keep a jar to store your trophies.
I found a nail the size of a finger. I’m gonna kill that tire.
I picked up 17 screws today. My jar is full of hate.
I stepped on a nail. Now I’m hunting for revenge.
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You’re a sidewalk scavenger who’s obsessed with finding sharp things and saving your tires from being destroyed. Your jar is your trophy case, and every nail you find is a victory.
I found a nail that looked like it was trying to kill me.
My jar is my pride. I’ve got 23 nails in it.
I saved my tire from death. I’m a hero.
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You’re a crazy person who walks around like a detective, looking for nails and screws to prevent your tires from getting destroyed. You’re also a bit of a showoff because you keep every sharp thing you find.
I found a nail that had blood on it. That’s a sign of war.
My jar is so full, it’s gonna explode.
I saved my tire from a death sentence.
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