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What brain-dead preachers think is a fancy word for "cum"

My pastor said God gave me nail juice to make me holy

I got in trouble for calling my dad "nail juice" in church

My mom thinks nail juice is a type of juice you drink at breakfast

What confused fundamentalists believe is a word for "cum"

My teacher thinks nail juice is a new kind of paint

My brother used nail juice in his science project and failed

My cousin tried to sell nail juice at the school fair and got laughed at

What clueless preachers say when they mean "cum"

My pastor used nail juice in his sermon and nobody got it

I told my mom I had nail juice and she thought I was sick

My friend got in trouble for writing nail juice on his math test