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trying to make something that’s already broken even worse just because you’re too dumb to give up

I tried to fix my broken phone with duct tape and a hairpin. Now it’s a weapon.

She glued her shoe to the floor and then tried to dance. It was a disaster.

He tried to make a sandwich with 10 types of cheese. It’s a crime against food.

doing something so stupid that even the cows laugh at you

He tried to talk to the cow. It just stared and mooed louder.

She tried to ride a goat like a horse. It bucked her off and ran away.

He tried to play chess with a pigeon. It pecked his nose.

making a huge mess over something tiny and not caring if anyone notices

He spilled a whole bottle of glitter on the floor just to see what would happen.

She painted her nails with hot sauce. It was a mistake.

He tried to eat a whole pie in one bite. It exploded.

being so stubborn you’d rather die than admit you were wrong

He kept wearing the same shirt even though it was stained with spaghetti.

She tried to fight a traffic light like it was a person.

He refused to admit he lost the game even though everyone saw it.

doing something so pointless it’s like throwing your brain out the window

He counted every single step he took just to prove he could.

She tried to write a poem with only words that rhyme with 'banana'.

He tried to argue with a clock. It just ticked louder.