Nail his/your pecker to a fence post.

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A way to say someone is so wrong they might as well be stuck to a fence post with a nail through their pecker and no one is coming to save them.

My buddy said I should nail my pecker to a fence post because I messed up the whole game.

She told her ex, 'I’d nail your pecker to a fence post if I had a nail.'

The teacher said, 'If you don’t shut up, I’ll nail your pecker to the fence post.'

A very real threat where someone’s pecker is nailed to a fence post, and they have to live with that pain until they die or someone saves them.

He told his brother, 'If you don’t pay me back, I’ll nail your pecker to a fence post.'

The guy at the bar said, 'I’d nail your pecker to a fence post if you kept talking.'

She texted him, 'You better show up or I’ll nail your pecker to a fence post.'

A very painful and embarrassing way to make a point, like when someone’s pecker is nailed to a fence post and they can’t move.

My dad said, 'If you don’t clean your room, I’ll nail your pecker to a fence post.'

He yelled at the kid, 'I’ll nail your pecker to a fence post if you don’t stop being a brat.'

She said to her friend, 'I’d nail your pecker to a fence post if you didn’t leave my shoes everywhere.'