nail fu

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A brutal way of fighting where you stab people with your nails like they’re your worst enemy and you’re drunk on hate

My cousin tried to fight me with nail fu. I just laughed and kicked him in the gut.

That guy used nail fu on my lunch. I had to throw it away.

She stabbed me with her nails so hard I got a tattoo of her face.

When you punch someone so hard with your nails they think you’re a meat cleaver wearing socks

He used nail fu on my dog. Now my dog has a broken nail and a broken heart.

I fought my mom with nail fu. She won, but I got a black eye and a new nickname.

My brother used nail fu on my pizza. Now it’s a meatball graveyard.

A way of fighting that’s so messy it looks like your hands were in a blender with a bunch of angry people

She did nail fu on my face. Now I have a rash and a bruise that looks like a map of Europe.

My dad used nail fu on my math test. Now I have to retake it and I hate him.

He used nail fu on my shirt. Now it’s just a bunch of holes and a bad memory.