nail driver

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A human jackhammer who doesn't care if you're screaming or crying as long as the job gets done and you're not in their way.
I saw the nail driver throw a kid out of the way to hit a wall with a sledgehammer. Classic.
He yelled at the entire construction team for 10 minutes just because one guy forgot to wear gloves.
He drove a nail through my foot and then laughed about it.
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Someone who would rather punch a hole in your chest than let you slow them down.
The nail driver showed up late, but he finished the job in 2 minutes and made everyone else look bad.
He started a fight with the boss just to get the last nail in first.
He said my coffee was ‘distracting’ and threw it at me.
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A person who doesn’t know the meaning of the word ‘no’ and will keep doing things until they’re done or they’re dead.
He kept hammering until the nail was a stake through his hand.
He didn’t stop working even when the ceiling fell on him.
He tried to nail the moon to the sky and got fired.
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A person who would rather rip your face off than let you take the spotlight.
He took the credit for my whole project and said I was ‘just there for the vibe.’
He yelled at the client for 15 minutes because they said my work was ‘okay.’
He told the boss I was ‘a distraction’ and got a raise.
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A person who treats your life like a construction site and doesn’t care if you’re in the way or not.
He hit my head with a hammer just because I was talking too much.
He knocked down my whole wall just to get one nail in.
He said my coffee was ‘not professional’ and threw it at the boss.
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