Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who gives you the business every single day without asking.

You: I need a break. Them: Break? I'm just getting started.

You: I'm tired. Them: Tired? I'm just getting started.

You: I'm going to sleep. Them: Sleep? I'm just getting started.

2

Someone who doesn't just have sex with you, they eat you for breakfast.

You: I need space. Them: Space? I'm your second meal.

You: I'm busy. Them: Busy? I'm your second meal.

You: I'm going to work. Them: Work? I'm your second meal.

3

The human version of a vending machine, you press a button and boom, you get the business.

You: I just got paid. Them: Paid? I'm already here.

You: I'm going out. Them: Out? I'm already here.

You: I'm going to the gym. Them: Gym? I'm already here.

4

The person who doesn't just have sex with you, they do it like it's a job.

You: I need a day off. Them: Day off? I'm on shift.

You: I'm going to the movies. Them: Movies? I'm on shift.

You: I'm going to lunch. Them: Lunch? I'm on shift.

5

A person who doesn't just have sex with you, they have a schedule for it.

You: I need a break. Them: Break? I have a break scheduled for later.

You: I'm going to sleep. Them: Sleep? I have a break scheduled for later.

You: I'm going to work. Them: Work? I have a break scheduled for later.

6

Someone who doesn't just have sex with you, they take notes on it.

You: I need a break. Them: Break? I have a whole notebook on your habits.

You: I'm going out. Them: Out? I have a whole notebook on your habits.

You: I'm going to lunch. Them: Lunch? I have a whole notebook on your habits.