nail buds

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the gross spot where your fingernail starts growing from, like a creepy little factory.

My nail buds look like they're run by a bunch of angry ants.

I tried to dig out my nail buds and now my finger looks like a war zone.

My nail buds are the reason I have a 2 a. m. snack habit.

the smelly, grumpy home where your fingernail is born and usually never wants to leave.

My nail buds are so old they could be my grandpa’s cousins.

I tried to kill my nail buds with a pencil. They survived.

My nail buds are the reason I fail at drawing.

the angry, sticky place where your nail grows from, like a tiny prison.

My nail buds are in a constant feud with my nail polish.

I gave my nail buds a timeout and now they’re growing sideways.

My nail buds look like they’ve been through a blender.