nail biter

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A situation so wild and crazy you’d rather get a root canal than watch it end.

The final round of the World Cup was a nail biter. I had to get my teeth filled just to survive it.

My mom’s favorite soap opera has a nail biter every week. I’ve lost three teeth to it.

That election was a nail biter. I bit my nails so hard I drew blood.

A woman so hot you’d chew through your fingernails just to remember her face.

My ex was a nail biter. I bit my nails so much I turned them into confetti.

That barista at the coffee shop is a nail biter. I bit my nails just to remember her smile.

My cousin dated a nail biter. He bit his nails until they were gone.

A person too chicken to choose anything because they’re scared of getting their butt kicked.

My boss is a nail biter. He can’t decide between coffee and tea because he’s scared of getting fired.

My sister is a nail biter. She can’t pick a movie because she’s afraid of the plot.

My dad is a nail biter. He can’t choose between pizza and burgers because he’s scared of heartburn.