nail a towel rack

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A fancy way to say you did the deed while hanging a towel rack. The hammering sounds like your headboard getting a beatdown from a drunk man.

I nailed a towel rack and got a text from my mom: 'Are you doing that again? I heard the wall!'

He said he was fixing the bathroom, but I knew he was just trying to nail a towel rack and forget about his ex.

I asked him why he was making so much noise. He said, 'I'm not making noise, I'm making love.' I said, 'Yeah, and the wall is making a comment.'

When you pretend you're fixing the bathroom but really you're just getting off on the sound of a nail gun and a wall.

She said she was doing chores, but I knew she was just nailin' a towel rack and getting off on the noise.

My dad came home and said, 'I think I just nailed a towel rack and got a second wind.'

He texted me, 'I just nailed a towel rack and my neighbor called the cops. I'm winning.'

When you're so horny you don't even care if the wall breaks because you're too busy pounding nails and getting off.

I was in the bathroom and heard a wall creaking like it was in pain. I texted my friend: 'He's nailing a towel rack and the wall is about to die.'

My brother said he was doing a project, but I knew he was just nailin' a towel rack and not caring if the house fell down.

She texted me, 'I just nailed a towel rack and I don't care if the wall fell apart. I'm too busy getting off.'