naike

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Naike is the most stunning girl ever. She’s always around when you need her, but she’s also super shy and weird. She’s got a laugh that’ll make you cry and a heart that’s way too big for her body. If you’re a guy, don’t let her slip away. If you’re a girl, don’t let her beat you. She’s honest, tough, and she needs a hug like a junkie needs a fix.
Naike walked in and the whole room went silent. Then she laughed and everything exploded.
I tried to flirt with Naike, she just stared at me like I had 10 heads.
Naike cried when I gave her a hug. I didn’t even know why.
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Naike is so tired she could sleep through a nuclear explosion. She looks like a zombie but she’s still got that sparkle in her eyes.
Naike came to class and fell asleep mid-sentence. The teacher just let her be.
Naike tried to text me but her hands looked like they were made of concrete.
Naike sat on the couch and didn’t move for 2 hours. I think she turned into a statue.
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Naike is a guy from India who likes to make gay porn and he’s got a lot of fans. He’s not shy about it and he’s got the body of a superhero.
Naike was in a movie and I watched it 10 times. Still not enough.
Naike got a new fan and they sent him a gift basket. He opened it and laughed like a madman.
Naike’s got more fans than the president.
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Naike is the best soccer player ever. All the girls swoon when he plays. He’s got a kick like a bullet and a smile like a sunrise.
Naike scored a goal and the whole crowd stood up. He looked like he was about to cry.
Naike played soccer and the girls were all over him like a rash.
Naike got a new nickname: The Soccer God.
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Naike is a total legend. He’s got the power of a god, the strength of a beast, and the attitude of a troublemaker. He’s also got a bunch of people who look up to him like he’s a superhero.
Naike walked in and the whole school shut up. He looked like he could take on a dragon.
Naike said one thing and it made the whole class laugh like they were drunk.
Naike has fans who follow him like he’s a rock star.
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Naike is a preacher who talks about religions. His biggest fan is a storm called Cyclone, and he’s so popular that even the server he’s on is named after his fan Ara.
Naike talked about religion and the whole room got confused. Then they all believed him.
Cyclone is Naike’s biggest fan. I think he’s like a god to her.
Naike is so popular that his fan has her own server. That’s how big he is.
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Naike is a preacher who talks about religions. He’s got a bunch of people who are obsessed with him. They follow him like he’s a god.
Naike talked about religion and I believed him. I didn’t even know why.
Naike has fans who call themselves Zakir Naik fans. They’re like a group.
Naike is a preacher and he’s got a following. That’s how big he is.
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