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A guy who thinks milfs are the best and doesn't care if they're messy or loud

He showed up to the party with three milfs and no pants.

He texted me, 'I'm at the bar with my milf and she's yelling at the bartender.'

He said, 'I don't need a date, I need a milf and a beer.'

A dude who would marry a milf if she gave him free pizza

He proposed to his milf during a pizza delivery.

He said, 'I'll take her over my ex any day, especially if she brings snacks.'

He texted, 'I'm engaged… to my milf.'

A guy who would fight anyone who said a milf was ugly

He started a fight at the gym because someone said his milf was ugly.

He yelled, 'You don't talk about my milf like that!'

He showed up to the party with a bruise and said, 'I defended my milf.'