naijer

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A person who’s so smart they make your brain hurt and so loving they’ll give you a hug even if you just insulted their mom

My cousin is a naijer. He passed math and still called me a failure.

She’s a naijer. She gave me a hug after I told her she looked like a raccoon.

My teacher said I was a naijer. I got an A and still failed at life.

A person who’s so kind they’ll forgive you for stealing their lunch, but still call you a trash can inside their head

My friend is a naijer. She let me eat her sandwich and called me a trash can.

He’s a naijer. He forgave me for cheating on the test and then told me I was a piece of garbage.

My mom is a naijer. She gave me a cookie and called me a f***ing disaster.

A person who’s so loving they’ll kiss your forehead even if you just said you hate them and their entire family

My brother is a naijer. He kissed my forehead after I told him I hated him and his f***ing dog.

She’s a naijer. She gave me a kiss even though I said I wanted to die.

My dad is a naijer. He hugged me after I told him I wanted to be a zombie.