naijeleen

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Naijeleen is the kind of friend who will save your life and then trip over your foot and knock you into a lake she laughs like a maniac and you just hope she doesn't bring her dumb dog to your funeral.
Naijeleen texted me at 2 AM because she thought her dog was haunted and she needed me to come to her house.
She tried to help me move and ended up knocking over a whole wall.
I got a text from her in the middle of a test: 'I just ate a sock. Why? Because I'm stupid.'
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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Naijeleen is the best friend you ever had but she’s also a disaster she will try to help you and then ruin everything with her dumb jokes and even dumber dance moves.
She tried to help me with my math homework and then did a full dance in the middle of the classroom.
She sent me a group message at 3 AM saying she was going to steal the pizza from the cafeteria.
She asked me if I wanted to be her partner in crime and then tried to rob a vending machine.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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Naijeleen is the friend who is so good you would die if she left you but she’s also the reason you failed your math test because she kept making you laugh and you forgot all the problems.
She sent me a message during the test: 'I just ate a pencil. Why? Because I'm stupid.'
She tried to help me cheat but ended up making the teacher laugh and we both got in trouble.
She texted me during my math test: 'I just stole a sock from the teacher. Bring it to me.'
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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