naijaphobia

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A crazy fear of Nigerians that makes you think they're all going to steal your wallet and your dignity
'I can't go to the mall anymore. Too many Naijians.'
'He said he'd rather fight a crocodile than talk to a Naijian.'
'She ran out of the restaurant when she saw the bill was from Nigeria.'
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When you hate Nigerians so much you think they’re the reason your life is a mess
'My life is a mess because of Naijians.'
'I blame my bad grades on Naijians.'
'They’re the reason I can’t sleep at night.'
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A deep, irrational fear of Nigerians that makes you think they’re plotting against you
'They’re plotting against me in the coffee shop.'
'I saw a Naijian in the elevator. Now I’m paranoid.'
'They’re going to take over the world. I can feel it.'
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When you're so scared of Nigerians you think they’re going to eat you alive
'I can’t go to the beach. They’re going to drag me into the ocean.'
'I saw a Naijian. Now I’m hiding under my bed.'
'They’re coming for me. I can feel it.'
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A hate so strong it makes you think Nigerians are the devil in disguise
'Naijians are the devil. I know it.'
'He said Naijians are the devil’s best friends.'
'She turned on her TV and saw a Naijian. Now she’s screaming.'
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A fear so bad it makes you think Nigerians are going to ruin your day every time they show up
'Every time a Naijian shows up, my day is ruined.'
'She saw a Naijian at the grocery store. Now her day is ruined.'
'He walked into the office and ruined my whole week.'
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