naijah

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A total firecracker who will kill you if you mess with her friends. She’s got a short fuse and a hotter temper than a microwave on a sugar rush. She’s the best friend you ever had, but you better not test her.
Yo, I saw that guy try to steal her lunch. She flipped him like a pancake and told him to never come near her again.
She broke three chairs just because someone called her a bad name. And she still had time to text me and say I was her favorite.
She walked into a fight with ten guys and came out with a black eye and a smile. That’s when I knew I had to be her friend.
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A human cigarette who lights up every hour and lives in a haze of smoke and bad decisions. She’s got no job, no plans, and no life, just a bag of weed and a dream about being rich.
She showed up to my birthday party three hours late, still high, and said she was going to win the lottery next week.
She tried to do her homework while smoking, and she failed because she kept thinking the paper was on fire.
She told her mom she was going to be a billionaire, and then she fell asleep on the couch and started snoring like a dragon.
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