Naijae

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Naija is like Nigeria but with more bragging and less patience. It's a name for a country and a way to call someone a fool if they act like they're not from there.
My cousin is a Naija and thinks she’s the president of the world.
If you say you’re not from Naija, you’re automatically wrong.
Naija is the only place where traffic jams are a way of life.
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Naija is Nigeria, the land where people talk like they’re in a fight and everyone’s got a side.
My auntie says she’s from Naija, which means she talks like she’s been fighting for 20 years.
Naija is the country where people take 30 minutes to get 10 meters.
My friend’s Naija, and she thinks she’s the most important person in the world.
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A Naija is someone who eats jollof rice with a side of drama and thinks they’re the best at everything.
My cousin is a Naija and eats jollof rice like it’s a competition.
My friend’s a Naija and she thinks she’s the most popular person in the school.
Naija people talk like they’ve been arguing since they were born.
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Naija is a Nigerian, someone who can turn a simple conversation into a full-blown argument.
My uncle’s a Naija and argues with the waiter for 10 minutes over a cup of tea.
My friend’s a Naija and thinks she’s the smartest in the class.
Naija people are like the drama queen of the world.
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Naija is the girl who’s beautiful, kind, and has the power to make everyone around her smile.
My sister’s a Naija and she’s the nicest person in the world.
Naija girls are like the sunlight on a rainy day.
My friend’s a Naija and she makes me laugh every day.
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Naija is the pretty girl who everyone calls ugly but secretly wants to be friends with.
Naija is the girl who’s rich and everyone says she’s fake.
My friend’s a Naija and everyone says she thinks she’s perfect.
Naija is the girl who everyone hates but wishes they were her.
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Naija is a Nigerian girl who’s smart, pretty, and has everyone’s attention.
My cousin’s a Naija and she’s the best at everything.
Naija girls are like the best students in the class.
Naija is the girl who everyone wants to be friends with.
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